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herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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  • Question: EY Sydney fuk u - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    lameborghini:

    follow me on instagram @sydson and twitter @lameborghinis

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  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
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spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"

- Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via oomshi)

(via oomshi)

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allmonds:

The picture of the girl in socks got 50,000 notes. 50,000 notes for a picture of a girl in socks. Here is a picture of my dad in socks. I am expecting at least 100,000 notes. Go now. Do it.

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(via pizza)

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

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bronyparctears:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

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super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING IMAGES

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wabisabija:

hotbutterpopcorn:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

can i delete this entire world

destroy tumblr

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