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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

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  • Question: in fourth grade we would hae boiled eggs for snack and when everyone went out for recess i came inside to use the bathroom and i would steal everyone's eggs and put them in my desk and at the end of the year i got busted because the classroom stank but i had 253 eggs in my desk - Anonymous
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    heart:

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT THE ACTUAL

    HOW DID NOBODY SMELL THEM

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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5ft1:

get the fuck out of here 

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whoaaroro:

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

Lmfaooo

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ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

samsangel:

a-bacon-of-hope:

DON’T YOU FUCKING TELL ME

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hE DIDN’T LOVE HER

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don’t YOU DARE TELL ME THAT

NO

and the writers have said that the reason they killed her was because the fandom did not like and appreciate her, and they got lost of hate mails for it. they created Jo to be the female version of Dean. good goddamn way to go, supernatural fandom

im gonna murder whoever sent hate mail about her

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punkrockbetty:

whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

hahaha

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eatpoptarts:

just out of curiosity, reblog this if your family has ever made you feel bad about:

  • your weight
  • your interests
  • your friends
  • your taste in music 

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